Johnny Fanboy's Game of the Year.

Introduction from the Outlaw:
Hello everyone. We just hired a new writer who wishes to be known as Johnny Fanboy. We haven't set up his account just yet, so he will be sending all his work to me. He wants to make damn sure you all know he wrote this and not me even though I posted it, because in his words I am "a faggy fagnub who faggingly gave a fag score to Halo: Reach because it wasn't fagging high enough... because [I] am a fag." So without further adieu, Johnny Fanboy.

GAME OF THE YEAR: HALO REACH

HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hey fags and faggettes, this is Johnny Fanboy telling you what the real game of the year is: Halo Reach. You can ignore the rest of the "guys'" posts because they are all wrong. They are total nerds and I sleep with their moms huhuhuhuh! Sure, that Morgan dude gave it runner up but that's not good enough! NOT FOR THE BEST GAME THAT HAS EVER EXISTED! And Stephen giving Reach a 10 for multiplayer; I don't care if that's the highest score... IT DESERVES HIGHER! I mean c'mon, the campaign is PERFECT! The multiplayer is BEYOND PERFECT! Don't believe me? I'll play you on xbox live and totally kick you're ass. Then I'll go to your house and kick your ass. Hahahahah. Stupid nerds. How much do you benchpress? I can lift more. Fags.

RUNNER UP: HALO REACH

I'M BETTER THAN ALL THESE GUYS! WHICH MEANS I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

Who cares about other games when there's Halo, brah! That's all I fucking need! Just play it and you would understand. Oh wait... if you only have a PS3 or a Wii you can't... HA! Get a real console fags. Then I can kick your ass while I drink a bruskie. HALO! Seriously, I wish I could give this award to Halo 1, 2, 3, or all of them, but Chris says I can't because they didn't come out this year. Fag.

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT HALO REACH

THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO TO YOU FAGS!

Seriously, all those other games suck. Why would you even play them when there's Halo. Man, none of those come even close. Red Dead Retarded would be sooo much better if it had space marines. And Master Chief could totally kick Shepard's ass. Then he'd meet that Bayonetta chick and make her his bitch. JUST LIKE I'LL MAKE YOU ALL MY BITCH IN HALO! Don't believe me? Play me. My Gamertag is AwesomeWeedSmokerWhosBetterThanYou69. Lol. I put the number 69 in there because it's totally funny. Also, I totally smoke weed and am better than you. I'm just kidding. That's not my gamertag. Like I'd ever want to play with you fags. And fuck off. Kick your ass later!

Ending message from the Outlaw:
Well everyone... Johnny Fanboy... yay...