There is almost nothing as cool as a super secret apprentice to Darth Vader whose goal is to help overthrow the Emperor allowing Vader to rise as supreme leader of the galaxy. Make that super secret apprentice the biggest badass the Force as ever seen, and you have the most awesome potential for a Star Wars spin off.
That is pretty much the premise. Vader has a secret apprentice who just so happens to be the most powerful Jedi/Sith in existence. His knowledge of the Force is unprecedented, challenge only by his skills with a Lightsaber. Starkiller is the ultimate badass. He is such a badass, he can do, and does, things in the game that would make Yoda stand in awe. Yoda said size matters not, but I really doubt Yoda had considered ripping a Imperial Star Destroyer out of the sky when he said that. Because, lets be serious, no Jedi could manage such a feat. That would require extending your influence all the way out to the ship, you know.. in space, and then having enough power to not only overpower the ships own stabilizers/thrusters/what have you, but one would also have to overcome gravity and the atmosphere of the planet. If my math is right... that comes out to approximately... let's see here
It would take about...
(about 4:00mins is the finally)
One billion shit-tons of I can't do that mess.
Okay, so he couldn't stop the trillion ton ship from moving after he pulled it from space. But hey, can you stop a Tie fighter dead in its flight path and send it flying in the opposite direction? Didn't think so. When you can pull massive space era capital ships out of their orbit landing it on a planets surface, then we can talk about getting you a spot on my most favorites. Oh also, you will need a to be in a video game. That doesn't suck. Cheers!
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Please, let's stick to nice, clean metric units of measurements, yes? None of this provincial nonsense. Yottagrams is what you mean...
a yottagram of force? Excuse me sir... but a gram is not a measure of force. Nor is it a measure of Force.
No, but it's a measure of fagdom! And that's what you guys are! FAGS!
you truly are the coolest, Johnny.
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