The Outlaw's Favorite Game Moments: Waggleton P. Tallylicker

Remember back when I gave Bulletstorm a 10 because it is amazing? Sure, I went on and on about the amazing weapons and gameplay, but the final selling point was definitely the humor. Some might find it juvenile, but that's only if you have a big ol' stick up your ass. So what happens when they decided to combine one of the best weapons ever with one of the funniest moments I have ever seen? Waggleton... that's what fucking happens. Oh, and if you're wondering who Waggleton is... he's a giant robotic dinosaur of death. You use him to do this.


*sniff*

But we must look beyond the humor to see what is really going on. In reality, this is a beautiful story of love between a man and his 50 foot tall pet of doom. Our hero finds the poor beast living under the oppression of evil men. Upon being liberated, Waggleton looks to Grayson as his new master and best friend. In return for being freed, he defends his master from all those who would do him harm, and, in the process, gives his life. It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. You will live on Waggleton... in our hearts.