Sowwy Part 2

Remember when I said we would have things back on track by Monday? Turns out I am a filthy liar and cannot be trusted (also, I cannot use contractions because my internet is acting screwy.) I am such a horrible human being that baby Mario would cry in my presence. I am not ugly, I just resonate evil that can be sensed by the innocent and wildlife.

Enough self-loathing... for now. I know our main features go up on Monday, but we decided to see Scott Pilgrim instead. Do not judge us, though, as we are probably going to write a feature on all the gaming goodness it contained (See, technically we were working). We were going to end the night with some epic Starcraft playing, but my co-writer had computer problems. That gives him a better excuse, though as I spent the rest of my night failing to set up a router.

We will post out articles when we get a chance. Tomorrow, I will start work on my Mafia II review.

Because I have failed you miserably, I am going to let all of you wonderful readers in on some news. If you have been following the last couple of articles, I have been teasing some special news. We are about to add another writer to our team!!! He has yet to set up his account, but he already has some ideas in mind for his first articles. I will post again when that comes up. In other news, we are discussing starting a podcast. If this works out, you will be able to hear our awesome voices discuss, argue, yell, and bitch about recent news and posts. So while things are a tad slow for now, we do have a lot of plans for the near future. I will keep you all updated to the best of my abilities.

It is now 5 in the morning (The time the blog claims we post at is a lie). I must sleep. Do me a favor and imagine a funny picture below.




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Goodnight!