Zombies Zombies Zombies Zombies Zombies!!! Sort of.. special unique Resident Evil Zombies... don't get mad Internet.
ZOMBIES!!
This however, has nothing to do with them.
This has everything to do with the pure manly-awesomeness that is Chris Redfield (and the mutant-manly-awesomeness that is Albert Wesker)
Chris Redfield, he has had enough of your bullshit.
Even Sheva has manly-awesomeness, although if that is manly... whew...! So much greatness is flying around in that airplane. Chris isn't ever scared, well because he is Chris Freaking Redfield, and fear is unknown to him. Besides, if you had biceps bigger than the Thighs of Thor, you would never be scared either. Wesker is simply a bad-ass, not way you can deny it, and Sheva is pretty cool. Cool enough to stab Wesker. Unfortunately for her, he takes in the arm like a man and starts chokin-a-b**** (She does facilitate Redfields successful injection I suppose). All the teleporting around while giving his noble speech, the fantastically choreographed and implemented scuffles and combat moments, it's just pure adrenaline inducing greatness. Now, I apologize for this brief moment, enjoy the epic that I have delivered. I have some Fallout New Vegas to play. Remember, brevity is the sp-
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The Elitist
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