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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Outlaw's Least Favorite Game Moments: Paying Tingle in Windwaker


I remember when Wind Waker came out when I was in middle school and everyone I knew was complaining about how it looked. I, however, was not among them because I am not a little bitch. Anyway, the game was absolutely beautiful and I loved every minute of it... Well maybe not eveeerrrry minute. This is a least favorite article after all. "So what could this moment be," you ask stupidly as the answer is in the title. Well, dear reader, it is paying that obnoxious little "fairy" (hey, he says he wants to be one) Tingle for deciphering your maps.

You see, after you get the master sword you have to power it up using pieces of the Triforce. In order to find them, you have to pay Tingle a shit-ton of money to decipher a bunch of maps. If you walk up to him with over 2000 rupees, it won't be enough to interpret all of them. Basically, that means spending more money on treasure maps to get even more money to pay Tingle. And thus, the bastard perpetuates a vicious cycle. OBSERVE MORTAL!



You know what Tingle... burn in hell. Just... burn in hell... forever.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Tingle. I always imagined him to be Navi's crazed, possibly pedophilic stalker. However, which one is more annoying? The one who constantly grates at your ears and sanity, giving you needless advice, or the one who only occasionally assaults your sanity but takes all of your money?

The Outlaw said...

I would have to go with Tingle. Just the sight of him makes me feel like I'm slowly drifting into a very dark place from which I fear there is no return. Navi just annoys me.

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