Two things, right off the bat:
1.) I have not beat the game yet, I wanted to get this out to y'all in case you were looking for something to do over the break, also it's pretty long.
2.) It's not OoT. Stop it.
With that being said, I have put down a solid 30 hours in the game, and I have experienced enough to let you know how I feel.
Allow me address my second point. This is not, allow me to repeat, is not, are we getting that fanboys? Isn't Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Windwaker, or even Twilight Princess. This game is an attempt to innovate the genre and move away from the stigma everyone puts on LoZ. It's really tough for a game like Zelda that has such a legacy to meet the expectations of all the fans. Especially fans that are so...well...bitchy. (notice how pro batman comments get voted down like crazy.) I have OoT tattoos for crying out loud, so I'm not trying to shut down LoZ fans, I am however making sure we all know that this game isn't not trying to be something we have all already played. Ocarina of Time is widely claimed to be the best Zelda game to date, and that places a ton of stress on the developers. To solve this, Miyamoto wanted to move away from the OoT genre, and make a new age for the Zelda franchise, and frankly, I could not be happier.
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She is so precious! Why do you take her away from me! |
This is a new game. Comparing it to older Zelda games doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. It has the same feel; that LoZ charm that has kept us in awe for 25 years, but the delivery has been revamped and it's evolving. The story is hard to place in the Zelda time line. It's either the first or last. The three goddesses have little play, instead the people of Skyloft worship one singular goddess, although they do refer to "the god of old" several times. The Hylian crest of old rarely has the Triforce like we typically see. (it does appear when you visit an ancient location, in its iconic fashion.) This leads me to personally believe it's way way way in the future, so the Triforce and goddesses of old have been forgotten as they were known in the past. So far in the future that now Gannon has been forgotten, and a new evil has been born.
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Knights are BAMFs |

Your second companion takes the form of this strange ancient artificial intelligence known as Fi. She is not nearly as annoying as Navi, and approximately eleventy billion times more useful. Not only will she analyze enemies to give you advice on how to defeat them, she can also give you hints on how to proceed should you find your self stuck. Far less (still a little) annoying and waaaay more useful.
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I'm actually a big fan of Fi. She is pretty cool. |
Wii Motion Plus!
It works. All combat revolves around your ability to manipulate your sword as you see fit. Almost every enemy has some defense mechanism, with a directional weakness. So long as you don't flail the Wii-mote senselessly like some caffeinated wiener dog, things will work very well. Be careful though... if there are breakables to your right, you may want to move them... one can really get into the sword swinging thing. Not that I would know... it's not like I launched my drink across the room that was sitting next to me because I wanted to dramatically kill the boss... I don't do those things...
Everything else is just as based on Wii Motion Plus. You aim your bombs, slingshot, and all other fancy items I don't want to spoil (there are many many new item, that are a whole lot of fun.) with the Wii-mote. It works so very well, it's fluid and intuitive. It works exactly like it's supposed.
Angry time. Well.. sorta.

Gush time.
I love love love love love love love the art in this game. Everywhere. From the beautiful environments to the fuckin full orchestral score biitch! It's all fan-fucking-tastic. I have always maintained that WW was the prettiest Zelda game to date, but I think the environments are so perfectly created in combination with complimentary music, that there is really no competition.

9/10
Oh also, this guy here?
He is a super douche. You will hate him.
3 comments:
does it require both hands. this is a serious question, and one that i've been worried about ever since i heard they weren't going to let you use a regular kind of controller with it.
Sureeeeeeee does.
yeah.. you would have a hard time playing this, brother.
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