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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Elitist's Favorite Video Game Moments: Heavy Rain

If
concentrated bad-ass-ery makes you sick or uncomfortable, you should just leave now. In the effort of serving our ever favorite Hilarity, we (the OandE) bought and played through Heavy Rain when it was released expecting to the just tease and tear the game apart. There is no way it is going to be any good, come one, an artsy game? Seriously.
We could not have been more wrong.
If you can find one thing about this clip that isn't competely and utterly awesome you let me know, because you may have broken one of the Three Laws of Looking Like a Complete and Total BAMF.

Minor spoilers.. sort of.


So yea. There ya go. Not really much one can say.
You can't really achieve any higher man status. I am assured that that only way this could have been any more awesome is if Shelby were riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and then at the end there was a slo-mo shot of the mansion exploding, as Shelby walked away. Also, he would have to be wearing a monocle the entire time.

3 comments:

The Outlaw said...

I remember how excited we all got when this happened. Then I looked back on the game and asked, "wait... how does this make sense?"

The Elitist said...

The whole game, or this scene?

The Outlaw said...

Everything!

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