New Writers Are Cool! (They Mean Less Work for me!!)

And Just for you! You get a crappily shopped picture!

Hey kiddos, as you may (or may not) have already noticed, there is a rather hilarious and well written article posted by an individual who calls herself Departed
(excellent name by the way...). You might be wondering if this is addition will be as adventurous as Johnny, or as delayed as The Good Doctor (lol, I kid... mostly). Well I hope you didn't think either of those things, because then you would be wrong. When people are wrong, I throw them into the Pits of Hell!!!!
No, this promising individual might well put Chris and me out of our "jobs", if the high caliber of her article is any sign. Go check out her article (it's really good), and welcome her to the family!  Stay tuned for more from all of your favorite people at The Outlaw and The Elitist!