The Elitist's Least Favorite Video Game Moments: Condemned 2

So, in the world there are four things that I love: Rum&Coke, video games, women, and Flaming Hot Cheetos (in order of edibility). There are also 4 things I hate: Kobe Bryant, games that steal your soul (because they are just that bad), Coke minus Rum, and crazy women (in order of likeliness to "sexually assault" you), and Condemned 2 has on of the craziest women out there...

To make matters worse...

...She is a clown...
I can never tell when she is truly happy.

You encounter this crazy psycho bitch multiple times during you're lovely stay in the world of Condemned (The people here are just so nice!! The way they run at you brandishing assorted bludgeons and blasting away pieces of your body with pistols shotguns and rifles! It's so charming!) but none are nearly as fun(suck) as when you get to throw exploding babies at a batshit crazy clown lady who wields a lollipop circular saw. What..? Why is everybody looking at me funny? I'm serious!!

(Check out around 2:50)  



Huh... that was easy... Oh right. Infinite ammo is helpful. Let's try again

But look how cute she is! Kill it.

That's better.
"Yea, the bombs only take away like 2 health bars, so you should be fine"
FINE?!!? I only have THREE health bars!! So these babies here, can kill me in one and a half hits, they explode, so they don't have to actually hit me, I can't see A BLOODY THING because of smoke and this torture tool gas mask... aaaaaannnnnddd you want me to lead this clown-thing with babies that I throw (and fly through the air rreeeaaallllyyyy slowly), hope to hit her, and then keepdodgingandthrowingandhealingandrunninganddodgingandhealingandthrowingandexpodinganddyingandreloadinganddyingandthrowingmycontrollerandragequitingandthrowingmyxbobxoutofmybloodywindow?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
phew. Where was I?

Oh right, this "boss" she sucks. You should kill her. With fire. And bullets. And exploding baby dolls. Yeah.