A few demotivators to get you through the week.

In case you couldn’t figure it out by the subtle bit of advertising above, today I’ll be posting a few ME2 drawings, seeing as how I’m a very exciting lady and I find myself halfway through a third playthrough and starting a fourth. Gotta love summertime. Apologies to Sheploo up there for the pinkness of his skin. I’d only recently been working with colored inks and it looks like I was a little heavy-handed with the scarlet. Woops. All joking aside, this really is the best blog in the galaxy.

...and I really do love hearing my Shep’s advertisements blaring in every single store on the Citadel.

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. How is it that I absolutely love every one of the male squaddies... except you? Maybe it’s because you’re a vanguard and you can’t even use charge, despite your charming battle cry. That doesn’t stop ole FemShep from taking on this ridiculously sultry voice and leaning against the table when she’s chatting it up with him. Thanks, but no thanks, Bioware. I’d rather kiss a frog--err, I suppose romancing Thane counts for that, huh?
The good thing about drawing Jacob is that nobody will really care if you got it wrong. Heck, I could’ve just drawn a dead potato--you gotta admit his head is quite lumpy and he dies more often than Leeroy Jenkins.

Female squaddies are a different matter, mainly ‘cause I’m female myself. I can’t really think of one I actively like. Tali’s nice I suppose, but the others are just so blatantly exposed that it makes me embarrassed to bring them along with me. 3:02 should do the trick.
The problem with hating on Miri, or any female squad member really, is that one will automatically assume that I am jealous. Which heck yes, I am; she is a pretty lady. But as much as my FemShep could do without the gratuitous camera angles involved when talking to her, I am well aware that others greatly appreciate her assets.

Enough with the feminist nonsense though. Let’s get back to entertaining our core audience with this mature and sophisticated comic:

For a complete list of Harbinger quotations, see here. But this timeless trick really works with just about any in-game dialogue.