Why the Halo Remake and Halo 4 will be the Best Games Ever.

*Introduction from The Outlaw*
Back in December, we did a typical gaming site activity and wrote a series of game of the year articles for 2010. It was then that we allowed the now infamous Johnny Fanboy to give his opinion in the written form. It was poorly written form, but written form nonetheless. For those of you who need reference, here is a link. Well, it's been a while since we've heard from him and there is a very important reason for that. You see, the article was full of so much offensive content and bad diction, so many off-topic rants and insults, and so many unwarranted attacks, that Johnny actually became one with the internet. He shed his mortal coil and was elevated to the status of " The Great God of Internet Chaos." However, it was here that he was forced to do more observing than actual participation in said chaos, with his only real powers being those of slight, subtle manipulation of those who post comments anywhere on the web. Not having a penchant for the whole "being subtle" thing, Johnny fell from grace and returned to Earth right before Microsoft's E3 conference. Upon hearing the news of the new Halo releases, he was immediately reduced to a coma-like state. Having only regained consciousness this morning, Johnny has decided to return to preaching the word of Halo and why he thinks it's the best game series ever. Back in front of a keyboard due to our horrible luck, allow me to reintroduce, Johnny Fanboy.
-The Outlaw


Sup, bitches! I'm back from being a god and shit! You've never been a god have you!? I ruled you nerds and your internet lives! Anyway, I'm gunna tell you why the new halos are going to own your asses and I'm going to do it all in italics because that bitch Chris wouldn't tell me how to turn it off. Look how faggy these letters are now. Even faggier than normal letters! But who cares when there's halo to talk about!

So Halo 1 remake... I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! That original campaign looks so much better. To bad I won't let any of you play with me. I don't need you fagnubs. I would just betray you over and over again while teabagging you AND killing the covenant! It also has kinect support so I can get my girlfriend with DOUBLE-D BOOBS WHO TOTALLY EXISTS to bounce around for me in front of my tv while I drink all the beers! All. The. Beers. Then I'll play the ONLINE MULTIPLAYER WITH ALL THOSE OLD, GREAT MAPS! Gunna snipe yo' ass in Blood Gultch!

Then there's Halo 4! It's gunna THE BEST GAME EVER! EVEN BETTER THAN REACH! There's gunna be sooo many pretty explosions! It's gunna be just like Transformers 3 which I've seen like 3 times. I'm going to beat you all at that game too, CAUSE I'M THE BEST AT ALL HALOS FOREVER! FOR. EVER. Yeah, we don't know much about it, but I just know! I was a freakin' god for fuck's sake! Anyway, I'm outta here. Your mom's been missing me... FAG!